An Introductory Interview

     Hi there! We're the H-School Geeks, Hannah and Leah. We're cousins, and totally awesome, and best buddies. We live in Mid-Michigan, and we are not your average, every-day, jumper-wearing, long-haired, geeky homeschoolers. We're DA-BOMB. Like, totally.

For our first post, we're doing an interview, so that you, the people, can get to know us on a more personal level (and decide whether you actually want to read our blog).

Ms. ArtsyFartsy to Miss Sophisticated:

Ms. A.F. : So, Ms. S, how do you feel about people who believe home-schoolers are unsocialized freaks?

Ms. S. : Pssshfft, they definitely don't know what they're talkin' about. Don't get me wrong, I know a couple home-schooled, unsocialized freaks. But most of us a pretty cool (me, for example)

Ms. A.F. : Hmm, that's nice. So, what's your favorite subject?

Ms. S. : Okay, I would have to say, um, either biology, (Ms.A.F.: how is biology going, by the way? Ms. S.: it's AWESOME!!!), or geography, because it's pretty easy, and it's my slack-off class. NOT government! I hate government *goes into hysterical laughter*!

Ms. A.F. : Alrighty, then, um, Hannah, what animal would you want to be, if you had to be an animal? Anything but a walrus or duck.

Ms. S. : *cracks fingers* I wish there were invisible animals, but since there aren't, I suppose I'd have to go with a bird... no, stop, stop, birds are nasty. *goes and moves a vacuum cleaner, inexplicably*
I will have to say a dog, because they're probably the most loved animal, and I think that a lot of dogs have high-quality care/food. That's all I have to say about that.

Ms. A.F. : Ok, um, what do you think Leah's biggest fear is?

Ms. S. : Oh, geez, well, definitely not spiders, because she always kills them for me (thank you,  by the way).
I think that she would be afraid if her whole family died and she was left alone, in the world.

Ms. A.F. : Nailed it. Okay, what does your dream house look like?

Ms. S. :  Well, my dream house is big, and it's really unique, and kinda sophisticated (Ms. A.F. : well, I would certainly hope so).  It has really cool decor inside, and really fun colors, but it's really chic, too. I think it would be located where there's good stores, and other houses. Not in a, like, really cramped neighborhood, so, out in the country, but not, if that makes sense.

Ms. A.F. : I love it already, Hannah. For the record, what do you think about endangered species of whales?

Ms. S. : Okay, so I really don't know much about endangered species,
but I guess they are a little scarce. I do like whales, I've never had anything against them, they're not my favorite animal, though.
Okay, but sometimes, I think people are a little bit wacko about endangered whales, because once my friend told me (out of no-where) not to throw my straws on the ground because they could go into the sewer drains and some-how end up in the ocean and get into a whale's blow-hole, and then the whale could die. Weird.

Ms. A.F. : Wow, that's pretty intense, Ms. S. Now, please give us your opinion about the mistreatment of corn in the U.S.

Ms S. : Bah humbug.
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Okay, now that we have concluded that portion of the interview, I'm going to give the key board to Miss Sophisticated, take it away, Ms. S.

Ms. S. : Oh gosh. This is so exciting What would you say is the most important part of homeschooling?

Ms. A. F. : Well um, probably breakfast is the most important part. Oh, and getting a personalize education.

Ms. S. : Great, great. Well said. What would be your dream vacation ? Where would you go, and what would you do?

Ms. A. F. : I would go to Vatican City, where the pope lives. Not to see the pope, although I'm sure he's a nice guy. I wold want to see the Cistine Chapel, and all of the statues and paintings, and what is a nicer word for grave? (Ms. S. : No clue.) I think that would be amazing, and maybe also see other parts of Europe.

Ms. S. : Wow! Amazing. Truly amazing. So, what do you have against snotty actresses?

Ms. A. F. : Well they're snotty, for one thing. *long pause* I guess that's all I have to say.

Ms. S. : What is your favorite kind of cheese, and why? (Feel free to get into serious cheesy detail.)

Ms. A. F. : Oh, Hannah, you really know how to get to the heart of things. I think that of all the cheeses I have ever sampled in my life, it's a toss-up between American slice and feta. The textures of both are absolutely amazing, and yet, so different. I guess that's what I think about cheese.

Ms. S. : Oh gosh, you had me to the point of tears on that one. When, in your opinion, is the best time to tell somebody that what they are wearing does not flatter their figure?

Ms. A. F. : When it becomes inappropriate. For example, if my mother walked in here in a string bikini, I would have to take her aside and explain to her that what she is wearing does not flatter her figure. AT ALL. No offense.

Ms. S. : Hahaha! That does make me laugh. Ok next question. If I gave you one million dollars, what would you spend it on. Realistically.

Ms. A. F. : First, I would think about a car and college. And the rest I would put into a savings account and save! But if I were to buy something fun, I would redo my room.

Ms. S. : Well most would say they would give it to charity, but way to be honest, Leah! So, for our last question, what would you do if Hannah moved to Alaska?

Ms. A. F. : Well, I would cry with her (a lot). And would miss her to death. It's really hard to convey feelings about something that would never happen, ya know? Like if she moved to Alaska, I would move there with her, but that sounds really cliche.

Ms. S. : That was touching, really touching. I'm glad you feel that way Ms. ArtsyFartsy.
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Well, Folks that's all for our introductory interview.